Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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