Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
