Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The Olympian is in my bed
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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