what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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