apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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