is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it hurts more in the daytime
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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