Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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