Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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