Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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