What did we do last night that was yellow?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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