The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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