when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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