Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
How external is "for external use only"?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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