i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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