There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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