i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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