I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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