the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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