we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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