Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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