My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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