I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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