I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it was like eating out sand paper
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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