did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just high enough for therapy.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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