Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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