Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
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