The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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