Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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