A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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