Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
they're like a gay fantastic four
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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