is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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