Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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