So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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