I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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