My brain says no but my pants say off.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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