Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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