grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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