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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...

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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(661): View more from California

Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half

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(443): View more from Maryland

No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling

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(419): View more from Ohio

... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.

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(305): View more from Florida

May the power of my ass compel you!!

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(302): View more from Delaware

That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure

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