don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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