drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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