I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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