How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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