Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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