I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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