I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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