all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
