i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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