Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
this hospital has no fireball
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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