I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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