ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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