i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
